Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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