i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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