People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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