i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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