Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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