i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
