he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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