There was a lot of him and a little penis
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize