who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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