don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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