Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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