I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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