he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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