the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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