The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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