Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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