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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.

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(802): View more from Vermont

he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife

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(850): View more from Florida

hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

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like i am one.

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(760): View more from California

I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.

(1-309): View more from Illinois

This is why I'm single.

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