in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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