If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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