Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Life is so much better after having sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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