hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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