THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just had sex bonerless
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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