I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Enjoy the penises
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
