I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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