During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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