problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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