So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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