Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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