Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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