at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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