haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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