On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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