If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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