office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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