he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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