your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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