How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
be right there i have to get my cape
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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