Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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