I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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