I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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