if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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