well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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