Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need to calm my uterus...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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