I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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