Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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