i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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