Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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