OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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