Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
