sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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