Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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