My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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