Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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